For every semi-decent guy I’m actually interested in online, I probably receive about 10 odd, spammy—and sometime scary—messages in my inbox. In the wild, wild west of the digital dating world, you really don’t know what you’re going to get when you swipe to see what that Tinder notification was all about.
Though the crazy messages don’t really phase me anymore and I usually just share the screenshots with my friends for a midday laugh during lunch, perhaps there’s something to be learned from these ridiculous one-sided exchanges?
You know, like this important lesson: run far, far away from any of these guys if you ever receive a message to the ones below. Hopefully, 2015 will bring me a boyfriend—or at least a less-intense inbox:
1. The One Who Wanted Me to Eat Doritos
Golden rule when messaging someone online: Don’t say their photos are fake, even if it’s meant to be a compliment. (And for the record, I don’t even like Doritos.)
To read the rest of the terrible online messages, click here.
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I don´t know why this whole dating online just seems weird to me, yet again I´m a caveman when it gets to this social media. But isn´t it more interesting face to face and talk like the good old days?